Hi, it's good you could come in today
We're just a little bit behind the deadline but hey
We know that you can work with your eyes sealed shut
Especially well when the schedule gets cut
The customer says you've done well on their job
With the contact form for their online shop
And they are pretty sure you will love to fit
This little list of features into it
And could you please be done by 4 pm
And then present the application to them

It's just a forum here, that will take just an hour or two
And a social network, that's something everyone can do
And could you do the catalog and the shopping cart, that stuff
And then solve the halting problem, well, guess that is enough

Feature creep
Feature creep
We're in too deep
Feature creep

Just a little CMS and every little detail should be configurable
And it should automatically create poems and they should be intelligible
And make it fast, in fact, faster than our competition, oh yes, indeed
Of course, it should run on our secretary's workstation, with no loss in speed

Feature creep
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