I violated the laws of physics
I risked my life a dozen times
I let myself be watched all day
I made it through unharmed anyway
Nearly got burned
And then I learned

They didn't bake
Me any cake
The cake is fake

I had to flee to parts unknown
Got stomped on, shot at, all the way
And then my captor, bit by bit,
Got burned up, I must admit
That did feel grand
But on the other hand

They didn't bake
Me any cake
The cake is fake

They didn't bake
Me any cake
I can't partake